Dear First ever written,

My first ever blog.
Perhaps one day one extremely important editor from a big and dashing magazine or newspaper will coincidentally run into my blog site and will be completely and utterly fascinated by my brilliant writing skills and will offer me a job as a writer. And I will be the next Carrie Bradshaw - the bright little star that will shine far and give sense to people's incomprehensible problems and dilemmas.
Yes, it is I - Dr. Evil.